Free Pie All Day. For Me.

Can I have this? Please, lem? It's called the whisked away dress on mod cloth which is what I would LOVE to be.

Have you ever thought about road-tripping? to Alaska? WANT TO?

Lem

Real Talk. R. Kelly.

"Real Talk"

Do I know your friend who?
At a club
Who was there?
Girl I wasn't...
Wait a minute calm down, I was at a club with who?
Get the fuck... man

you know what, girl I'm not about to sit up here, and argue about whose to blame, or call no names

...REAL TALK...

See girl only thing I'm trying to establish, with you is not who's right or who's wrong or what's right or what's wrong

...REAL TALK...

Just because your friend says she saw in the club with some other bitches, sitting in V.I.P,
Smoking, and drinking, and kicking it...

Tell me girl did she say there was other guys there?..
did she say there was other guys there?..
were there other guys there?..
well, tell me this...
how the fuck she know I was with them other girls then?..
when a whole club packed...wait a minute let me finish what I got say
I've been with you for 5 years and you're listening to your motherfucking girlfriends
I don't know why fuck with them oh jealous,
no man have ass hoes anyway

...REAL TALK...

Always accusing me of some old bullshit when I'm just trying to have a good time
Robert you did this,
R.Kelly's I heard you did that don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind?...

...REAL TALK...

Hold up, didn't I just give you money to go get your hair, toes, and nail done the other day?
Hmm..your ass was smiling then...

...REAL TALK...

Gave who some damn money?
I ain't gave nobody no damn money girl, is you tweaking...see what
your problem is you always running off at the mouth telling your girls your motherfucking business
when they don't sleep with us,
they don't eat with us, besides what they eat don't make us shit...

...REAL TALK...

You called my mamma's house and what?...
girl my momma ain't gotta screen no calls for me...

...REAL TAlK...

And watch your mouth, fuck me, girl fuck you,
I don't give a fuck about what you talking about
I'm sick of this bullshit...
I'm coming home and getting my shit and getting the fuck out of Dodge
you ain't gotta worry about me no more and...
the next time your ass get horny go fuck one of your funky ass friends shh
hell you probably already doing that shit
anyway you're gonna burn what...
BITCH I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes...
with cho trifling ass
MILTON...you bogus girl...
MILTON...start your car and warm it up and get ready to take me home...
this bitch then lost her motherfucking mind...


--lem

sorry lem, i'm back lem

Click here to see footage of me in DC

when i told our beloved friend 'colors' of how i was spending my time in DC as a bill, this is how the conversation followed:

'colors'-he was so pouty in the beginning. reminds me of *insert name of certain boy with mr. bounce song*
me-please don't ruin this for everyone
'colors'- me ruin fun? that's like malcom x catching the jungle fever.

couldn't make this stuff up

My Girl. Holy Cow.

http://heretastethis.wordpress.com/

my girlfriend from home has this AMAZING foodie blog- she's so talented and wonderful and i love her so much. This last post was about red velvet cake balls.
I NEED.

I also want to leave you with this pic......

This is a patagonian cavy. if i owned him, I would name him Chuck and we would jump. together.

love,
lem

P.S.- lem is just a bill, sitting here on capitol hill today! maybe she'll tell you about it when she remembers that we have a blog?

Salt N' Peppa

Rediscovering a love of 90s music- priceless.
Dreaming about laying in a boat with a man with clean feet who likes to snuggle.

SUMMER------>

What about mobile yoga? YOUTUBE DAT SHIT.

Love,
lem

Never. Again.

R.I.P Weekend.
Purple Cowboy,
You win. You always do.
Love,
lem

Woooooooooooo!!!!

PRODUCTIVITY.

ja dawg. we're on it.

O.M.G.

This was in the reader yesterday:
"Your new pal
Let's cut the shit. We both know why we're here. To fucking solve mysteries. Preferably via observation, pseudo-science and lighter than air travel. Now did you bring your service revolver? I picked up the sword cane from that guy down on Western, so that's ready to go. Let's finish this pitcher and then its off into the heart of adventure? huh? yeah. A hot dog post adventure goes without saying."

I think this person might be my soulmate.

#157935, please call me?

love,
lem

Rawr.

No
Used
Crying
Over
Spilled
Milk.